My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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