all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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