New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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