Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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