Dual....:-)
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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