As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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