Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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