Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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