If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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