walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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