What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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