Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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