Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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