If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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