We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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