dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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