No stitches, just platelets and will power
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
