Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Randomize