i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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