Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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