You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he shaved USA in his pubs
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
not ubering you a puppy
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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