I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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