I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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