What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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