i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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