we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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