I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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