your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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