shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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