how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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