i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
