You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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