guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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