so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Screwed.edu
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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