Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
