Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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