I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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