We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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