i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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