You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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