used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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