Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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