dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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