How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Come on in and take your pants off
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