Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green