Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
