I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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