I have demons in me.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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