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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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