I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Drunk is not a location!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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