your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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