Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
your room smells of hookers.
And success
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Everything about him screamed your future.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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