My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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