Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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